Question

[CFTraveler]

When will chickens be allowed to cross the road without having their motives questioned?
(Not mine, I plagiarized).

[Donald McGlinn]

It all started when the chicken mafia was exposed many years ago. It's a little known fact that they are responsible for the beginnings of the Rico act in the US

[ButterflyWoman]

The thing I find distressing is that, in actuality, chickens generally have few or no ulterior motives in ANYTHING they do. This perception that chickens are masterminds who scheme and plan and plot in various ways that make amusing punchlines is sorely outdated.

[Beekeeper]

This perception that chickens are masterminds who scheme and plan and plot in various ways that make amusing punchlines is sorely outdated.



Cats, on the other hand....

[ButterflyWoman]

Well, obviously cats scheme. I mean, they have to. They run the universe.

[Neil Templar]

I had the baddest-ass cat ever, when i was younger. He ran the neighbourhood, if not a larger area.
I suspect he was high on the payroll.;;